Did you know over 30% of Brits confess to checking their mobile during sex?! nuts, right?

Years ago, we dated a man a guy who does right away hop out of bed after sex to evaluate his e-mail. At that time I was thinking his behaviour had been compulsive, anti-social and very un-sexy. Nonetheless given the statistic above, it now may seem like tiny peanuts in comparison. Given that social media marketing is almost everywhere and incorporated into virtually every part of our everyday life, there there are plenty more ways to alienate the people you’re online dating.

Here is 12 evident indicators you are matchmaking a social media marketing addict:

1. Once they text you to definitely make strategies, their particular communications include hashtags:

“What are you doing tonight? #FridayNight #DateNight #ILikeYou #WatchingGameOfThrones

2. You may have this following dialogue during dinner:

All of them: “How ended up being your day at the office?”

You: “Not too great, i am convinced I’m going to get discharged.”

Them: “HAHA, oh my god, that is hilarious!!”

You: “Excuse me?”

Them: “Oh sorry, I was only laughing during that video @MonsterMan999 submitted on Twitter of a bunch of Muppets twerking. What happened to be you claiming?”

3. They show, “i do believe we have to talk. I have observed you won’t ever “like” any of the situations We post on myspace or Instagram.”

4. You’re wearing your sexiest intimate apparel (or boxer shorts, or exactly what maybe you have) and they are waiting close to you checking out other people’s fb statuses out loud:

“Oh my personal goodness, did you see Barry’s standing revision about eating cheesecake while watching busting Bad? HILARIOUS!”

5. Simply because the individual you’re dating must inspect their particular Facebook, Twitter, sms and Instagram immediately prior to, after and sometimes even during sex. It really is gotten to the point where the other day you caught them examining their e-mail with a condom nonetheless on. Once you confront them, they react:

“Sorry, it is simply that Casey and I also are revealing concepts about cute Little Liars. You recognize right?”

6. They have actually pissed-off you wont allow the chips to list your bed room as a check-in point on Foursquare….or worse yet, the vagina.

7. The tv show “Sister Wives” starts to seem oddly relatable as it feels as though you’re in a polyamorous relationship together with the person you’re dating, their own iphone 3gs, their own MacBook and their two iPads.

8. During a heart to heart talk, the individual you’re online dating states for you: “I’m having genuine concerns about our very own relationship. My personal Klout score went to junk since we began hanging out.”

9. All your dates beginning to remind you of the world from Portlandia where Fred will get trapped in a “technology cycle.”

(“I just need to send another text!”)

10. You think about staging an input, but it is far too late – they’ve published a break-up  video to Vine. There isn’t Vine, but luckily for us it had been cc’ed to Twitter and myspace.